RUDE PARROT
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the...
Newfie Lake
A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do wit dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o'...
Newfie Lake
A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do wit dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o'...
NOAH TODAY
In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in Oregon and said:
"Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every...