Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. 

The first 
Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,

when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second

Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 

The third 
Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  

When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." 


The fourth 
Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 


Since the 
lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give 
her a subtle, "Well....?" 

She proudly 
replies, "I have a daughter,   Slim,  Tall, 38D  breast,  24" waist  and   34"  hips. 
 
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."